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Family travel without the bollocks

Data-backed guides on when to go and what to expect - month-by-month weather, crowds and seasons, minus the corporate fluff

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What This Is

2 Idiots Travel is an editorial family-travel site. The guides here answer the practical questions families ask before a trip - when to go, how hot it gets, how busy and expensive each season is, and what to pack - built from long-run climate data and seasonal research rather than one-off impressions. No sponsored fluff, no Instagram filters, just clear information families can plan around.

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Czechia

Prague and beyond

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UK

Castles and countryside

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Thailand

Beaches and street food

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Iceland

Waterfalls and geysers

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Egypt

Red Sea and pyramids

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Switzerland

Mountains and trains

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Malta

Tiny, sunny, walkable

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Sri Lanka

Beaches and tea

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Cyprus North

Quiet northern coast

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Morocco

Souks and desert

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Germany

Castles and markets

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Slovenia

Lakes and Alps

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Qatar

Doha stopovers

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Vietnam

Coast and culture

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Netherlands

Bikes and canals

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Turkey

Beaches and bazaars

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Jordan

Petra and Wadi Rum

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Mauritius

Indian Ocean beaches

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Georgia

Mountains and feasts

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Mexico

Cancun and cenotes

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UAE

Dubai with kids

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Cyprus

Sun most of the year

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Croatia

Adriatic coast and islands

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Costa Rica

Rainforest and coast

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Bulgaria

Black Sea value

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Montenegro

Bay of Kotor, mountains

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France

Cities, coast, countryside

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Austria

Alps, lakes, Vienna

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Europe

Accessible playground for families

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Italy

Pizza, gelato, history

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Greece

Islands and ancient ruins

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Portugal

Surf, sun, and pasteis

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Spain

Beaches and tapas

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Norway

Fjords and eye-watering prices

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Ireland

Green hills, warm pubs

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Albania

Europe's hidden gem

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Asia

Far-flung adventures

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Japan

Tokyo, temples, ramen

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Oman

Desert magic

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Cruise Guides

Floating hotels with kids